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SHIT HAPPENS!
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say:" Shit happens"
Buddihism: It is only illusion of shit happening
Zen: what is a sound of shit happens?
Islam: If shit happens, it is will of Allah
Jehovas vittne: knock, knock: Shit happens!
Atheism: there is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t
Protestantism: Shit won`t happens if you work harder
Catholism: if shit happens- I deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: send money or shit will happen to yuo
Blackism: motherfuck all this shit!
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say:" Shit happens"
Buddihism: It is only illusion of shit happening
Zen: what is a sound of shit happens?
Islam: If shit happens, it is will of Allah
Jehovas vittne: knock, knock: Shit happens!
Atheism: there is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t
Protestantism: Shit won`t happens if you work harder
Catholism: if shit happens- I deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: send money or shit will happen to yuo
Blackism: motherfuck all this shit!
